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"Shut Up, Wesley!" is the first chapter of the first volume of Sexy Trek, written between November and December 2014 and published on 17 December 2014. It is authored by CaptFredricks.

Wesley Crusher returns to the USS Enterprise-D, causing a series of unfortunate events. Meanwhile, United States President Barack Obama appears inexplicably from the 21st century, providing some entertainment for the crew.

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Wesley CrusherDataGeordi La ForgeNobodyMiles O'BrienBarack ObamaJean-Luc PicardQWilliam T. RikerDeanna TroiWorf
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  1. Mr. Writer (Act One)
Justin BieberNapoléon BonaparteBeverly CrusherAlynna NechayevKeiko Ishikawa
  1. Nobody

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  1. USS Enterprise-D

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  • Fuck continuity!! We do what we want!

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